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Feverish

I was having a high fever right now while typing out this post. Earlier in the night, I shivered tremendously and couldn't find a blanket to cover myself caused since young age, I didn't see the needs for a blanket until yesternite.

It was quite a serious fever started by eating my auntie's brownies and it didn't go away after 2 weeks of suffering ( On and Off fever ). Some idiot would come to me and say "Andy, u are suffering from dengue fever!!!???". I was like "what the fark, man" caused I didn't kena any mosquitoe bites and there you were, saying I am down with dengue. I didn't totally blame them but at the same time, I felt comfort caused I knew they were the concerned ones unliked those who didn't even bothered to ask "How's your condition now!!!???" or "Have you taken your medication!!!??". I felt pretty uneasy with that because whenever I saw them putting "flu", "fever" or "sick" on their msn nick, I would ask about their conditions and at least showed that I was concerned about them.

But well, remind you, we are living in a pragmatic society. Even u treat others well, they will not treat u back well unless u are of some advantage to them. And I seriously mean what I say.

Tomolo I having a job interview back at my old company KINTETSU WORLD EXPRESS in CHANGI SOUTH. Chances of me getting the job were quite high caused first of all, I got experience working there before. On top of that, the department supervisor was my friend and he's the one who anxiously phoned me while I was watching "War Of The Worlds" alone at Century Square. Some missed calls from him :P.

Now fever was getting over me and I felt damn sick now. But seriously, I hoped I can performed well in tomorrow interview. Wish me all the best.

P.S. I have been thinking of this for the past few months and the problem has been on-going for a very long time. I just wondering have my relationship with some of my msn friends have deteriorated or is it that I am of no advantages to them anymore. We were chatting lesser and lesser each and everyday. Well, u might have asked me, "Did you start any conversation with them?". My answer is a big YES but somehow or rather, they don't seem to be interested to reply to me and sometimes the replies came only after 10min of waiting though their statue are just online mode =(.In addition, we could be both online from 9pm to 5am next morning but there's simply no words been spoken between us. Later much to my horror after reading some of their blogs. I just realised my statue in their heart had been replaced by other opposite sex. No wonder why they didn't bother to speak to you anymore. Andy, you are just an ugly, stupid University drop-out. Who would want to speak to u when they had better nice looking hunks around them, logical?. Well, if things turned out bad in the future, I think that's it. Prepared to let go soon caused I don't want to be make use again.

Geylang Nightmare

Yesterday went Hougang SuperBowl with Ah Cai and Jason. We were supposed to play bowling but were turned off by the crowd there. We proceeded over to the arcade instead. Spend around 2 hours hanging there. We ended the day with a bowl of famous Selegie beancurd at nearby coffeeshop and I takeaway one packet of Hougang Famous Midnight Curry Rice. The curry and the pork chop weren't that nice after all but the CHA SIEW tasted fabulous.

After I finished the packet of curry rice at 12.30pm, Kian Sin asked me out for a drink with Han Seng at Hougang Green. I drank only 2 mugs of Heinenken. Just the right drink to go with the curry rice *burpzzzzzz*.

At 2.30am, 3 of us took a cab to Geylang for some supper. Saw some pretty and sexy PRC lining up along the road. Well, couldn't be bothered by them.

After supper, we decided to stay over at HOTEL 81 since Kian Sin got the discount card. Well, the room sucked big time. It was so damn small and the toilet got no ventilator *grrrrrhhh*. The floor was so slippery and anyone could just fall and die if he slipped.

Kian Sin and me went downstairs to buy some tibits so that we could munch them during later soccer match. Han Seng was left alone in the room. He was sleeping and listening to MP3 at the same time.

When we came back, we saw Han Seng still sleeping. What puzzle us is that though the air-con wasn't that cold before we left and it wasn't getting any colder when we came back, but water vapour already started to form on the mirror. The air-con is around room temperature and therefore it couldn't have cause water vapour to form the mirror.

Han Seng was a christian and wouldn't lie to us. He said that while he was sleeping that time with his MP3 headset on, he heard a lady sounding out to him that she wanted to have sex. The next thing he noticed was that his legs started to shake by itself. When he woke up, he saw nobody around and water vapour starting to form on the mirror. He himself also said that the air-con temperature couldn't have caused the water vapour to form. We were damn freaked out but didn't change room.

It is already 4.30am and it started to rain outside. 3 of us squeezed ourselves on the small bed. The lights are still on and Kian Sin asked Han Seng to switch off the light.

When the room was dark, accident struck Han Seng. He slipped and fell. He got a very deep cut on his chin and blood was rushing out profusely. We quickly rushed him to the nearest hospital. Strangely, when we came downstairs, the heavy rain just stopped suddenly *damn eerie*. We couldn't care less and we got onto the cab. We headed for TAN TOCK SENG HOSPITAL A&E (Accident and Emergency).

Well, at the A&E department, the effiency rate is damn low. We waited for around 1 hour before the nurse called out Han Seng name for consultation although there's less than 5 sick people in the room waiting. We waited for another 30min before Han Seng get to see the doctor.

The doctor didn't proceed to stitch the wound back. They spent another 1 hour taking X-ray for Han Seng. That's was farking long, considering he's the only taking the X-ray at that time.

We waited till 7am in the morning and Han Seng still haven't got his wound stitched back. We were running out of patient and Kian Sin phoned back the Hotel Operator and asked him about other POLYCLINIC's opening timing. Guess what, that Hotel Operator farked up. He told us that the GEYLANG POLYCLINIC had already opened at 7am and told us to go there instead.

When we got there, guess what, the POLYCLINIC wasn't opened and there's one long queue waiting outside. I made the swift decision and asked them to return to TAN TOCK SENG HOSPITAL for the stitching. Luckily, I made the correct decision. TAN TOCK SENG HOSPITAL called Han Seng on his handphone seeking his whereabouts.

We told the nurse that we went smoking but she told us that she saw us leaving by taxi. We bluffed her that we went to have breakfast. She warned us that we better be back soon before she called the police as she claimed that we had took away the hospital property (the X-ray file) without any permission. We couldn't care less with her threat. We just sent Han Seng back into the ward to have his wound stitched back. Well, he got 5 stitches in total. No MC and just some PANADOL only.

Back at the hotel, we were dicussing why all these happened. We linked the whole accident to that lady's voice which Han Seng had heard. Kian Sin and me escaped the accident as it could be me or him getting cut on our chin if we didn't ask Han Seng to go switch off the light.

Strange encounter. We were damn freaked out and we sweared that we would never return to that Hotel 81 anymore. Never ever.

Crazy Frog

Very Cute MTV, please view it at your own leisure.

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Swimming Maniacs

To prepare for this saturday TIGER 1 MILLION COMPETITION, I went for a swim with Zhuang Wen at Hougang Swimming Complex. Before that, I went to purchase my swimming goggle from World Of Sports at $24.20 after 20% discount. The below picture is a goodalike image of the goggle which I have bought except that mine has a metallised finishing on the lens and the strap is ORANGE (My favourite colour).

Went out of Hougang Mall to meet Zhuang Wen. Then, we visited this shop whereby all the products were sold at a much cheaper rate than other places. The boss had a good instinct in doing business. I was like mumbling to Zhuang Wen outside that I wanted to get a Sun-Tan Lotion and I spotted the boss was still busily helping another customer with her purchase. As soon as I walked into the shop and looking lost to where the Sun-Tan Lotion is located, the boss pointed to me the exact location. I replied "Uncle, I speak so softly to my friend, u also can hear ah?". He just give me a grin =). I asked a lot of silly questions like whether the Sun-Tan Lotion smelled fragrant, is it colourless and what does SPF stands for? Well, in the end, I bought the BANANA BOAT DARK TANNING LOTION at $8.80. It smelled very fragrant with a little bit of sweet banana smell but it is creamy white (SIANZZZ). Should have bought the below Sun-Tan Lotion cause at least the liquid is colourless and smell equally nice.


Paid for the $1 admission fees and we changed to our SUPERMAN suit.


We chose a good spot where there's 2 beach chairs. I applied the Sun Block onto my face first followed by the Banana Boat Sun-Tan Lotion onto my body. Zhuang Wen swam for 10 laps while I sunbathed for 20min. I swam altogether 40laps while he swam 50 laps.

Today not much pretty babes in the swimming pool. Mostly teenagers in BIKINI but they didn't attract me at all. Grrrrhhh. Saw some familiar faces also but I didn't bother to go say HI. Yayaya, yes, I know I am anti-social but who cares. Hehehe.

Something yucky happened to me. I drank a mouthful of water before I got out of the pool. I was taking off my goggle and then submerging in the water to clean my face. Just when I going to breathe that time, I accidentally swallowed a mouthful of water. I was filled with disgust and wanted to vomit into the drain but a girl is just beside me. Grrrrhhh. U guess it. With a mouthful of swimming pool water (Dunno how much sun-tan lotion, urine, chlorine, YUCKSSSS) in my stomach, I walked away.

Wow. Today's swimming reminded me of some funny and terrible accidents that happened to me when I was young. Funny one first. When I was 8 years old that time, my family brought me to Yio Chu Kang Swimming Complex. Maybe I ate too full that time and I felt like shitting as soon as I got into the pool. Then come along this young couple who's just beside me. When I was happily playing with the water, my stomach hurt. I tried to climb up the ladder but as soon as I did that action, the shit all bursted out of my anus hole and floated onto the surface near the young couple. They screamed with fear when they saw 3 farking long piece of shit floating towards them while I quietly ran away from the crime scene laughing away. U guessed it, I never visit that site of the pool after that for fear that the young couple might shit back at me or me myself being attacked by my own shit. Hahahaha.

Now came the terrible accident parts. At that time, I was around 7 to 9 years old. Mum brought elder brother and me to Sentosa's beach for a swim. That time, I still used the swimming float to support me in the water. Maybe that time I was too ignorant or something, I saw this long stretch of red balls 70 to 80 metres from the beach. Being curious, I decided to find out the truth. I took my swimming float and told mum that I was going for a swim and she gave the green light. Brother was helping mum with the pinic stuffs. After 15min, I finally got to the red balls and found nothing special with them (Waste of time, rite?). Right at this moment, I found that my swimming float is leaking. I panicked and said to myself "This is it!!" Grrrhhh..Without thinking, I swam for my life back to the beach and I used all my might to paddle myself back. "Tick Tock!! Tick Tock!!" Time is running out very fast and I sensed that my float is getting very smaller and I am running out of breathe too. I said to myself "If the whole world didn't give up on you, why should u give up on yourself". I swim and swim and swim with each second ticking away. Maybe GOD really wanted me to live longer. Guess what, when I finally reached the beach, the float completely deflated. I cried out loudly. Mum came over to scold me and tell me never swim that far again. Can you imagine this was what a 8 years old child had to face at that time? Damn terrible incident. Fortunately, I survived that faces of death. If not, how could I get to know so many nice friends like you all, agree? Hehehe..

Ok..that's all for today. Oh ya. Forget to comment on the tanning. Well, it is not so bad, just that I got 3 colours now. White (caused by swimming trunk), slight dark(result of today's tanning) and si bei dark (hahaha, the leg and hand areas where they are exposed during my soccer training plus today extra tanning). Going for another tanning this thursday, anybody who's interested, please contact me, ok?

Seeya guys. =)

Bowling Freak

Last Sunday, I went out with Jason (Dai Jiao-- Stupid Bird In Hokkien), Ah Zhuang(Chao Kuan-- Don't Want To Pay Thing In Hokkien), Teo Nei Nei and Keng Yong to play bowling. Most of us arrived at Tampines Mall while Keng Yong was rushing down after his friend's marriage. The four of us, Jason, Ah Zhuang, Nei Nei and me spent our time in the arcade playing money-cheating photohunt. The first machine we took directly faced the bloody SUN and the whole screen became very DIM. This greatly affected our vision to spot the differences as most of the pictures have dark background. Dim screen plus dark background equals to GameOver at Level 5, what the hell. 4 of us gave the machine a good kick and a big bang on the screen before proceeding to the other machine not facing the sun. This time, the new Photohunt machine worked fine for us except that sometimes the screen wasn't that sensitive to our touch. I got the first 2 level correct all by myself but the rest of the level I am stucked and got to leave to my friends. Well, that game sucked but the girls in the arcade turned me ON. They got the looks, the figures and the fashion sense. Can't wait to get a hold on them next time round.

(My friend once told me--"Don't put your eggs in one basket!". This definitely rings a bell to me. I have been waiting for her all this while but never made the first move to ask for her hands because of my looks. Crying softly in my heart whenever she found a new boyfriend had been a part and parcel of my life since then. But I guessed this is just an one-sided Love which will die off soon.)

Finally all of us met up with Keng Yong at around 4pm and we took off to Tampines SAFRA. The bowling alley there was in superb condition. All the lanes were nicely waxed and the bowling balls looked brand new. That's why Tampines SAFRA always FULL HOUSE and we had to be on the waiting list. While waiting, we entertained ourselves by looking at the girls with the super low mini skirt standing in front of us. Finally got our lane after 30 minute of waiting. We wasted no time by collecting our bowling shoes and choosing the bowling balls. I picked the 10 Pound ORANGE bowling ball. After we placed our bowling balls on the stand, we sat down and Keng Yong explained the betting rules. Correct guess, either ODD or EVEN, on the number of bowling pins left standing after the first strike will entitled you $0.20 winning each time. For example, the next bowler will stand up and said his pick is ODD. You can choose to eat his bets meaning you are taking EVEN. If the numbers of pins left standing is 1, 3, 5, 7 or 9, he win your $0.20. If the bowler hits a STRIKE, those who eats his bets will have to pay up $1 straightaway. If the bowler throws the ball into the drain, he will have to pay up $0.50 as a forfeit. We did all the betting on a piece of paper.

Another bet is that since we got 5 guys, the last 2 guys had to treat the first 2 guys on the scoreboard to a drink each. This rule is set up so as to avoid bowlers from hitting lowscore or manipulating the number of pins left standing.

Among the 5 of us, my bowling skill is more superior than the rest caused of my spinning technique which I acquired 9 years ago. Ah Zhuang is ranked second caused his every shots is very powerful and accurate. Keng Yong is ranked third, Nei Nei 4th and Dai Jiao last. Surprisingly, Dai Jiao got the most number of STRIKE in the first game and he won the most from us caused we liked to eat his bet. Frankly speaking, luck is on Dai Jiao's side caused everytime we eat his bet, he will either strike or win his pick. That's why in order not to lose that much, we decided to savage the situation by distracting his attention. This helped as all his shots suddenly go haywired. Phew, our money is saved.

In the first game, I lived up my name to clinch 2nd place with 112points while Keng Yong got first place with 113points. Ah Zhuang got third place, Nei Nei 4th place while Dai Jiao got 4th. I lost $0.90, Dai Jiao lost $0.80. Nei Nei lost the most, $4.10. I forget about Ah Zhuang and Keng Yong loss.

In the second game, we still looked down on Dai Jiao and eat all his bets. But the dark house for this round must be Nei Nei. He rised from his fall in the first round and got as many STIKE he had desired. He become the biggest winner in game two with $7.10 while Ah Zhuang emerged as the heaviest loser. Though I lose $0.80, I clinched the first place with 131 points. Song Ah.

Towards the end of game 2, Keng Yong's girlfriends Evonne and Yen came to meet us. Surprisedly, they are the girls whom I met 3 years ago at S.O.S. They seemed to forget about me. Therefore I told Keng Yong don't tell them who I am so that they wouldn't fall into disappointment when they saw the present Neo. Get the picture?

Evonne is considered above average while YEN is those rich girl type (she's really rich). One thing I like about them is that they are very open-minded. They can accept foul language like hong gan, lan jiao, chao chee bye. No, they are not ah lians. They just very opened only. They joked with us also and they giggled when we cracked FUN on Dai Jiao. This is the type of girl whom I always wanted.

All of us took a cab to Fisherman's Village at Pasir Ris Park. The place is just beside the beach. Atmosphere there is still OK. The stench smell from the rubbish bin and the stuffy hot surrounding (just beside a beach and there's no seabreeze or any fans, can u imagine?) turned me off. The service is terrific. Though the waiter is in his khakis pants and T-shirts, his friendly attitude pleased all of us. We ordered total of 5 plates which included Hot Spicy Chicken Cube (Gong Bao Ji Ding), Stir-fried Vegetable, Hot-plate Egg Tofu, Stuffed You Tiao and BBQ Sting-ray at $60.90. The food is still OK but not that appealling to me. Didn't eat that much.

After dinner, 7 of us went to catch a midnight show at Tampines Mall. Initially we decided to catch Star Wars (My suggestion) but then, there was a change of plan and they all wanted to catch Kingdom Of Heaven (I watched before) instead. This really turned me off. Just imagined it is 12.30am already and you gonna catch a movie which you had watched before. Well, you might have guessed it. I sleeped through the whole show and waked up feeling damn lousy. I sweared to myself that I not going to watch any movie twice ever again. Waste of money and waste of time. Not worthed it.

Went home at around 4am. Totally shacked out. The falling onto my bed part marked the end of my entertaining day out with my kakis. Hope to go out with them soon.

Well, before I end this long paragraph, I must write something down in my blog. Something disturbing happened to me on sunday soccer session. Almost wanna quarrelled with some guys in the group. He was doing all kind of despicable tricks on me like pulling my shirts and shouting at me when I was about to kick the ball goalward. I shouted back at him why he so despicable and he shamelessly asked what he had done. Shame on him for not admitting his despicable acts. I hate playing 6 on 5 also. When I am in the team with the 5 members, the team with 6 members damn despicable. Usually they wouldn't wait for our keeper to go back to his post and they started attacking like nobody business. The most despicable thing is that whenever I went for heading, their defenders will squeezed me or pushed me out of the box. Some of them even go to the extreme to stepping on my toes and causing my toenails to drop off. Can't they be more gentle? Didn't they remember when they come to our box for heading, did I pressure them like what they have done to me?. No, I didn't. At the end of the game, I confronted the guy who distracted me when I am shooting and still he denied that he didn't shout. Then I asked who did and he said DUNNO. I was totally in disgust after that. Then another guy also say bad thing about me, "Heya, he(referring to me) always shoulder or use hand to push away people one!". I didn't reply to his comment but I was liked what the fuck, if u guys didn't pull my shirt or shoulder, would I need to use my hand to push u guys away? Reasonable?. Due to all these, I seldom went out to attack anymore. I rathered become a goalkeeper where I enjoyed saving goals. Also, there's some guys in the team who just wouldn't pass the ball to me, thinking I would give the ball away. Therefore, keeper is the best. That's why u see me always volunteering as keeper and u should know the reason why now.